Q2 Quotes Database

The Q2 database is a collection of over 11000 funny/proverbial quotes. More...

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#4133
Grock: (sarcastically) Jimi Hendrix is such great morning music. Cade: Could be worse. We could be listening to Gwar or Neil Diamond.”
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#1555
If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others. -- Tryon Edwards
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#6327
“Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime” -- Richard Bach, “Illusions”
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#4842
One can't proceed from the informal to the formal by formal means.
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#7716
“Economics is extremely useful as a form of employment for economists.” -- John Kenneth Galbraith
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#96
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.” -- Oscar Wilde
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#6722
AMAZING BUT TRUE ... There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.
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#7688
WARNING: Reading this fortune can affect the dimensionality of your mind, change the curvature of your spine, cause the growth of hair on your palms, and make a difference in the outcome of your favorite war.
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#2295
“Put your talent into your work, but your genius into your life.” -- Oscar Wilde
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#5464
When I look around I think this, this is good enough. And I try to laugh at whatever life brings. Cuz when I look down I just miss all the good stuff and when I look up I just trip over things. -- Ani Difranco
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#9013
“200 pounds of twisted steel and sex appeal.” -- Overheard on IRC by Ellie
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#6163
There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
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#7037
Kiki: How have your eyes been? Have you had any problems seeing distances? Julie: I don't know. I haven't been looking.
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#11371
Time is but the stream I go a-fishing in. -- Henry David Thoreau
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#5424
Keep emotionally active. Cater to your favorite neurosis.
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#8934
“The book that I want is not here. This is not where the book is that I want.” -- Jen
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#62
“What do you call a cross between a turtle and a horse? A Turtlehorse!” -- Peter S.
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#6268
MERCHANT, n. One engaged in a commercial pursuit. A commercial pursuit is one in which the thing pursued is a dollar. -- Ambrose Bierce
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#3102
God was satisfied with his own work, and that is fatal. -- Samuel Butler
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#710
“Life is like a box of chocolates. If it doesn't melt early, you'll eat too many and barf.” -- Michelle Zalas, during a philosophy lecture
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#9071
If you are going to walk on thin ice, you may as well dance.
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#7263
“Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.” -- Franklin P. Jones
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#9138
tif can't see how dishes have anything to do with human life or moral and ethical issues, unless the dishes have shreds of human flesh stuck to them.
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#1768
I believe the devil and the Lord have been dancing all along. -- Dave
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#9980
Oh boy, you found the marble in the oatmeal. You know what that means....you get to drink from the fire hose -- Stanley Spadowski, Uhf

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