Q2 Quotes Database
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Updates
7/8/2007 - Internal optimisation
The codebase has been optimised to speed up site access, and to make scripted access to this site simpler.
13/7/2007 - Some irrelevant quotes removed
20-30 quotes that relate to programming and operating systems have been removed because they probably aren't relevant to most people.
6/7/2007 - Minor correction
A minor correction has been made to the quotes database.
29/6/2007 - Theme bug fixed
A minor bug in the One theme has been fixed.
21/6/2007 - 1000 new quotes
1000+ new quotes have been added to the Q2 Quotes Database.
18/6/2007 - 900 new quotes, tweaks to site
900+ new quotes have been added to the Q2 Quotes Database. The site design and backend have been tweaked too.
11/6/2007 - Search box added
A search box has been added to each page if you're using the Simple or Bash.org themes. If you're using the Original or Lo-Fi theme then there's a Search link at the top of each page. The search results page has had a new coat of paint too.
7/6/2007 - Theme bugfix
Another bug in the theme code has been fixed. That'll teach me to test fully ;). Everything should be just fine and dandy now!
5/6/2007 - New theme, theme bugfix
The default theme has been changed from Original to Simple'n Clean, but there was a bug in the theme code that sometimes showed the new theme only on the home page, and showing the old theme on the other pages. This has been fixed. Also, there is a fresh new theme called One! Just select "One" from the drop-down above to select the new theme.
30/5/2007 - Formatting error fixed
Spaces at the beginning and end of quotes have been removed. E.g. " blah, blah, blah " -> "blah, blah, blah". The quotes in the full text have been randomly sorted again too. Also, the random quotes generater will not add a newline to the ends of quotes anymore.
28/5/2007 - Over 2000 quotes added
More than 2000 quotes have been added to the Q2 Quotes Database.
The Q2 database is a collection of over 11000 funny/proverbial quotes. More...
Here's some randomly chosen quotes from the collection:
Wonderful! Is it a colt or a filly? -- Jennifer, an equestrienne, after hearing of news of a human friend's giving birth.
Art and science have their meeting point in method. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton
The last thing I want is for giant-booger-boy here to ruin my night. -- Amber
“The toys in this machine are not for consuption” -- The sign on the gumball machine at Toys ‘R’ Us in Saskatoon.
But that's what being an artist is -- feeling crummy before everyone else feels crummy. -- New Yorker
When we talk of tomorrow, the gods laugh.
You can't beat me! I'm medicated! -- Me, after takling my alergy medicine
“...and to get home, you just re-go the way you came.” -- Sarilyn
If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research. -- Anonymous
It is not the brains that matter most, but that which guides them---the character, the heart, generous qualities, progressive ideas. -- Dostoyevsky
Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo.
I never listen to the radio. If it's bad, I make fun of it, and if it's good, I get jealous that I didn't think of it. -- John Lennon
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives. -- Louise Hay
“#3535. Contemporaneous exposition is in general the best.” -- California Civil Code, “Maxims of Jurisprudence”
Coach: Deborah, don't forget to breathe! Deborah: What? Oh, yeah, that. -- during crew practice.
In the end we will conserve only what we love; we will love only what we understand; and we will understand only what we have been taught. -- Baba Dioum
Anatomy (n): something everyone has, but which looks better on a girl -- Bruce Raeburn.
“Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.” -- William Temple
“The universe is actively evil and passively good.” -- Z. James Wang
“I've never understood Triscuits.” -- Megan
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
No yak too dirty; no dumpster too hollow.
You know, if you and I weren't such close friends, I wouldn't like you very much. -- Alana, after being insulted by Ally
“He must be from the land of Misfit Troys.” -- Jack (remarking about how his roommate Troy is such a klutz)
Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.
Get more here! Or get quotes other ways. Or you can even view the entire collection at once here.
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