Q2 Quotes Database

The Q2 database is a collection of over 11000 funny/proverbial quotes. More...

Here's some randomly chosen quotes from the collection:

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#3525
Everything bows to success, even grammar.
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#1520
Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. -- Oscar Wilde
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#4204
“Why would you eat an egg?” -- Mary, during the Super Bowl
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#4517
“Heaven is just like here, except they put on plays and stuff.” -- Ron B., Boston College
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#4362
I have Pledge all over my feet. Now all I have to do is walk on my furniture and it'll be dusted. -- Karen
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#2466
“You can't burn me! I'm unique” -- Mr. Bradford, my school chemistry teacher.
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#8081
It is better to dwell in a corner of the housetop, than with a brawling woman in a wide house. -- Proverbs 21:9
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#9740
Humanity rages like a tempest, but I sigh in silence for I know the storm must pass away while a sigh goes to god. -- Kahlil Gibran, “A Poet's Voice”
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#4454
Don't worry over what other people are thinking about you. They're too busy worrying over what you are thinking about them.
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#4145
Mere colour, unspoiled by meaning, and unallied with definite form, can speak to the soul in a thousand different ways. -- Oscar Wilde
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#10918
“Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home.” -- Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens
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#4683
The teacher, if indeed wise, does not bid you to enter the house of their wisdom, but leads you to the threshold of your own mind. -- Kahlil Gibran
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#5046
The street finds its own uses for technology; the net finds its own uses for garbage.
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#8844
“Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea - massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.” -- Gene Spafford
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#11270
“Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.” -- Isadora Duncan
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#7077
I believe in God, only I spell it Nature. -- Frank Llyod Wright
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#10721
One eye sees, the other feels. -- Paul Klee
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#6574
You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.
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#1221
“What luck for the rulers that men do not think.” -- Adolf Hitler
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#7862
Hofstadter's Law: It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take Hofstadter's Law into account.
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#8826
“I turned the lights off because you guys all look less ugly that way.” -- Mr. Atkins, high school English teacher.
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#8647
There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. -- Flannery O'Connor
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#10536
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. -- Albert Einstein
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#11015
It is better never to have been born. But who among us has such luck? One in a million, perhaps.
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#1837
Josh (confused): Are you on drugs or something? Allyson (laughing hysterically for no apparent reason): Nope! Don't need ‘em!

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