Q2 Quotes Database

#4212
“...Love is a smoke rais'd with the fume of sighs Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes. What is it else? A madness most discreet, a choking gall And a preserving sweet.” -- William Shakespeare

#8595
“Do you realize how many children suffer when they get noodles up their noses? Ramen! It's dangerous.” -- Tab

#10619
Rabbits clinkity, clinkity, clink. Hello Mr. Zebra can i have your sweater cause its cold cold cold in my hole hole hole. -- Guess Who

#3929
All art is an individual's expression of a culture. Cultures differ, so art looks different. -- Henry Glassie

#11165
To me the most important thing is the sense of going on. You know how beautiful things are when you're traveling. -- Edward Hopper

#11236
“He who knows only his own side of the case, knows little of that.” -- John Stuart Mill

#2663
Love is blind, but friendship is clairvoyant. -- Anonymous

#3691
“The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.” -- W. Somerset Maugham

#3544
“I must decline your invitation owing to a subsequent engagement.” -- Oscar Wilde

#7695
Sin has many tools, but a lie is the handle which fits them all. -- Anonymous

#3099
“The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic.” -- H.L. Mencken

#3827
No problem is so formidable that you can't just walk away from it.

#10300
“To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.” -- Quentin Crisp

#10022
“The right to be let alone is indeed the beginning of all freedom.” -- Supreme Court Justice William Orville Douglas

#5483
Goldenstern's Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.

#8628
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday. -- Woody Allen

#2355
“My work is done. Why wait?” -- George Eastman - US inventor and industrialist - Suicide note

#3931
It suddenly struck me that that tiny pea, pretty and blue, was the Earth. I put up my thumb and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth. I didn't feel like a giant. I felt very, very small. -- Neil Armstrong

#6910
“Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life.” -- Andrew Brown

#7206
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. -- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes

#6437
Is this the end of everything? Fifteen minutes later and oh, how I've changed. -- Rainer Maria Rilke

#317
Taking a new step, uttering a new word, is what people fear most. -- Dostoyevsky

#6579
If the human body's obscene, complain to the manufacturer, not me -- Larry Flynt

#10143
An effective way to deal with predators is to taste terrible.

#2598
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy. -- Charlie McCarthy

#6816
“Hi, I'm Jason, and I've only had sex with a few sheep” -- Jason McCartney “Hi, I'm Mike, and I'm his roommate” -- Mike Martin

#10256
“Outside every girl there is a fat man trying to get in.” -- Katherine Whitehorn - British journalist

#8870
What this country needs is a good five-cent nickel.

#5521
Your fortune stateth: You will have a long and boring life.

#2830
“Never judge a book by its movie.” -- J.W. Eagan

#4450
In fact, whatever exists in the universe, in essence, in appearance, in the imagination, the painter has first in his mind and then in his hands - it lies in his power to create them... -- Leonardo Da Vinci

#2674
Chemicals, n.: Noxious substances from which modern foods are made.

#2459
“Everything should be made a simple as possible, but not simpler.” -- Albert Einstein

#9368
OZMOSIS: The inability of one's job to live up to one's self-image. -- Douglas Coupland

#11170
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana

#11285
“I'm just waiting for my cheap sex toy to show up.” -- Helen

#891
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.

#7717
“I get it every year. It's called Congenital Seasonal Fahrvegnugen.” -- Jen, describing her deep-seated need for a convertible, circa spring of 1995.

#10196
“When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, ‘Did you sleep good?’ I said, ‘No, I made a few mistakes.’” -- Steven Wright

#5766
“Substitute “damn” every time you're inclined to write “very”; your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be.” -- Mark Twain

#160
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. -- P. J. O'Rourke

#6182
You would think that pot had some kind of power; I mean come on, it's a plant, not a reason for living. Controlled by a plant, how hilarious. A plant! A fucking plant! -- Henry Rollins

#3809
Me: “Gross! My coat's covered with snot!” Missy: “And slobber. Mine too.”

#4291
“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best.” -- Woody Allen

#5647
Dort, wo man Bucher verbrennt, verbrennt man am Ende auch Menschen. (Where they have burned books, they will end in burning human beings.) -- Heinrich Heine, “Almansor (1821)”

#11490
“Oh, I don't have the discipline to be a hippie” -- Homer

#43
Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. -- Frank Zappa

#3131
Lost and Found. Lost wife and dog. Reward for Dog! -- Screach

#4155
“Beware of gassy roommates who are synchronized.” -- written on D and TJ's dorm room door after a night of burritos.

#281
Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never. -- Charles Caleb Colton